- [Thinking as Austria is speaking]
- France: Okay France, This is pretty awkward. And the rest of Europe is probably itching to give you a wedgie, but you're not ready for war yet. So you gotta be cool man. It's absolutely crucial that you say something to diffuse the situation, right now.
- Austria: ...Preposterous!
- France: I declare war
- [Thoughts]
- France: Sacrebleuuuuu!