Bridget Jones's Baby (2016)

Emma Thompson: Dr Rawlings

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• Dr. Rawlings : You don't really need them, you know. All they're good for is fitting car seats and blaming things on. They really just get in the way after that. You're absolutely capable of doing this on your own.

• Dr. Rawlings : I'm not sure how much there is to gain from you two being at the coalface if I'm honest. My ex-husband said it was like watching his favorite pub burn down.

• Dr. Rawlings : It's like the final of the X Factor or something. Dial zero one if you want it to be Mark and zero two if you want it to be Jack!

• Bridget : What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place?

  Dr. Rawlings : No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.

• Dr. Rawlings : Bridget, how do you want to do this? Epidural?

  Jack : No, you can do this. A positive mental attitude is stronger than any drug. Just think away the pain.

  Bridget : Bollocks to that. No, I want everything. Gas, air, injections, morphine.

  Jack : Bridget, remember your yoga.

  Bridget : Fuck yoga!

  Dr. Rawlings : Oh, I couldn't agree with you more. It's supposed to relax one, but I just spend the entire time clenching my sphincter in an effort not to fart.

• [either Jack or Mark is the father of Bridget's baby; they both bring Bridget to the maternity hospital when she goes into labour] 

  Dr. Rawlings : Oh, good! I was wondering how many fathers we'd get. Full house! Bingo!

• Dr. Rawlings : "Think the pain away." You're pushing and entire human being out of your vagina. I'd like to see them thinking it away.

• Dr. Rawlings : I do recommend that you have the anmiocentesis because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother.

  Bridget : Geriatric? That's outrageous.

  Dr. Rawlings : Indeed.

  Bridget : Unless you can sign on for your child support and pension at the same time.