Bridget Jones's Baby (2016)
Renée Zellweger: Bridget
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Quotes
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Bridget : [voice over] Can't go back and keep making same mistakes. Must keep moving forward and make new ones.
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Bridget : We thought it would be really fun to get a photo of us backstage among all these glamorous people. I think that's the guy from Bargain Hunt. It'd be great if you could get him in the shot. Quick, quick, quick!
Ed Sheeran : [holding their phone to take the photo] So you don't want me in the photo at all?
Miranda : Oh, God. You can lose the attitude, babes. Is it really that difficult?
[Taking Bridget by the arm and turning away]
Miranda : God. They let any old riff-raff backstage nowadays.
Bridget : I don't know. I thought he was kind of cute. But he looks familiar. I think he works at the Starbucks in Balham!
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Bridget : What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place?
Dr. Rawlings : No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.
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Dr. Rawlings : Bridget, how do you want to do this? Epidural?
Jack : No, you can do this. A positive mental attitude is stronger than any drug. Just think away the pain.
Bridget : Bollocks to that. No, I want everything. Gas, air, injections, morphine.
Jack : Bridget, remember your yoga.
Bridget : Fuck yoga!
Dr. Rawlings : Oh, I couldn't agree with you more. It's supposed to relax one, but I just spend the entire time clenching my sphincter in an effort not to fart.
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Dr. Rawlings : I do recommend that you have the anmiocentesis because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother.
Bridget : Geriatric? That's outrageous.
Dr. Rawlings : Indeed.
Bridget : Unless you can sign on for your child support and pension at the same time.
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Bridget : Really sorry, Dad. Not to know about the father.
Dad : Don't be daft. I know dozens of people who could have been anybody's.
Bridget : So, you're not disappointed? You don't think I belong on Jerry Springer?
Dad : Not a bit. I'm thrilled. Actually, I'm not sure if you're mine, or that nice Lieutenant Colonel's who ran the bowls club.
Bridget : Hm.
Dad : Only joking. You're got my feet. I've always had very dainty feet.
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Bridget : Believe it or not, I was a little like you when I started here. A little chunkier, much less make-up. But I wanted to make my mark, too. But I don't want to be part of your re-branding. I haven't got the right haircut anyway and I don't drink cocktails out of jam jars or post photos of my lunch on Instagram. And I suppose it's become unfashionable to care about wanting to make something worthwhile. But I would rather be old-fashioned and unemployed than part of a show that celebrates the inane. And maybe when my boy is old enough to understand, integrity will be fashionable again.
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Bridget : His death seems to have hit the Eastern European modeling community particularly hard.
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Bridget : Nice memorial, as memorials go. Almost makes one look forward to one's own.
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Bridget : Twice in the space of a week, I turn up at church as rent-a-spinster.
