Eating Out: All You Can Eat (2009)
Michael E.R. Walker: Ryan
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Quotes
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Tiffani von der Sloot : If you think going out on a fake gay date will make me jealous, you're dumber than a flock of Palins.
Ryan : I don't wanna make you jealous, I just wanna piss you off!
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Tiffani von der Sloot : [watching Casey and Zack after locking them in a house together] Are they fucking yet?
Ryan : Not even close. Is this gonna work?
Tiffani von der Sloot : Trust me. It's science. If you leave two dicks together, eventually one of them's going to need sucking... like prison.