Aubrey Plaza credited as playing...
April Ludgate
- April Ludgate: Leslie!
- Leslie Knope: Hey!
- April Ludgate: Hey! This is my boyfriend Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend Ben.
- Derek: Hi.
- Leslie Knope: Hey! Oh. Wait, sorry. What's the situation?
- April Ludgate: What do you mean?
- Leslie Knope: How does this work?
- April Ludgate: Derek is gay but he's straight for me and he's gay for Ben and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben.
- Derek: It's not that complicated.
- Ben: No.
- Leslie Knope: Oh. Yeah. Sure.
- [In confessional]
- Leslie Knope: The thing about youth culture is I don't understand it.