Home Economics (TV Series)
Opus Cabernet, 2015, $500 (2021)
Topher Grace: Tom
Quotes
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Tom : This year is gonna be different. We're in a groove now. We don't argue like we used to.
Sarah : [from the other end of the house] What? Connor!
Tom : [dejectedly] Wow, I really set myself up there, huh?
Sarah : What is "Alicia Silverstick" doing in your closet?
Connor : [Connor snatches the stick from Sarah's hand] First of all, his name is "Stickolas Cage."
Marina : Okay, I'm guessing there's a backstory that we're gonna have to hear about?
Tom : 1995, family trip to Yosemite, these two find a stick and start arguing over it. That's it, that's the end of the backstory.
Denise : So to be clear, it's just a stick?
Sarah : No, it's a lucky stick.
Connor : Yeah. We got locked in the cabin and used this stick to break a window.
Sarah : And you said it got lost.
Connor : It did, and then I found it.
Sarah : My... that's my stick! Stop it! You know it!
Tom : Hey, guys? Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
[Connor and Sarah grunting on the floor fighting over the stick]
Muriel : [Marshall and Muriel walk in through the front door] Every single year.
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Tom : [speaking to Marshall and Muriel] I'm just glad that you guys are cool with it. I mean, maybe Sarah and Connor will be cool with it, too.
Sarah , Connor : [angrily] Tom!
Tom : Wow. Really got to stop setting myself up like that.
Sarah : Tom, this book makes me look like a maniac, okay? "Over one particularly busy weekend, Sarah stormed out of Whole Foods, a Gap Kids, and a community theater production of 'Fun Home.'"
Tom : You did all those things.
Sarah : [emphatically] That doesn't mean you have to tell everybody! And in this book, I'm always raising my voice, and in real life, I never raise my voice! Okay, sometimes I raise my voice, but I am the only character who speaks in all caps.
Connor : At least you come off like an adult, okay? Every other page, Tom had me saying, "Dope," and wearing Gucci tracksuits.
Tom : You do wear those.
Connor : Ironically! Your book makes me look like some kind of rich doofus who spends his money like a child. Is that really what you think of me?
Tom : Well, you are eating the twins' vanilla puffs.
Connor : They're nutritious.
Tom : Guys, all writers write about their family. Nora Ephron said, "Everything is copy."
Sarah : Do not use Nora Ephron against me.
Tom : All I'm saying is that all stories come from real life.