Plot

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

The vampires are invited along on their neighbors Sean and Charmaine's anniversary trip to Atlantic City. But trouble arises when the housekeeper vacuums up their homeland soil. While Guillermo goes to each homeland to get more soil, the vampires deal with slowly losing their powers.—Gislef

The vampires prepare to take a road trip Atlantic City, much to the Guide's disgust. Sean and Charmaine from next door have organized the trip to celebrate their anniversary. Laszlo and Nadia explain that they have to take the homeland soil of their coffin without them. Without the soil, a vampire's powers are lost.

The party bus arrives in Atlantic City and the group gets out at the hotel, leaving Guillermo to haul their bags. Nandor tips the bellhop with a feather from a female crow. They go to the restaurant and eat, and Sean tells Charmaine that he adores her. They're 11 friends are with them, and they're just like 'Ocean's Eleven'. Sean explains that he used to be a 'Twelve' man, but lately they watched 'Eleven' and he came to a new appreciation of it.

Nadia and Laszlo tell Guillermo to fetch a broom, and he admits that it hasn't been much of a transition from familiar to bodyguard. Behind, Nandor reminds the others that Guillermo is their bodyguard and they should make Guillermo feel like part of the team. Colin says that telling people that they're part of "the family" motivates them to work harder and put up with degrading shit.

Guillermo returns, and Nadja asks him if he has any interests. They could care less what they are, and Colin says that they're all a big family. Nadia asks if Guillermo has a chubby little girlfriend, and Laszlo wonders if Guillermo has a boyfriend. Guillermo refuses to talk about his private life, and Laszlo goes on about the beauty of fucking. They say that they really want to know, and Sean interrupts and invites them all to the casino. They all go, leaving Guillermo behind.

Charmaine takes the women to a stage where a Rat Pack tribute band is performing. Nadia remembers when she was with the real Rat Pack and is thrilled. They come out, and Nadja doesn't realize they're imitators and calls to them.

Meanwhile, Colin plays Blackjack and talks while assessing his cards.

Nandor plays a 'Big Bang Theory' slot game for hours, and finally wins on. Guillermo looks on as Nandor explains that Sheldon is the leader of the characters on the show.

The women go back stage and meet the imitators/

Colin drones on about an upcoming fight and drones on, and everyone else dozes off.

Guillermo tries to get Nandor to go to his coffin, but Nandor refuses. His bodyguard gets him to his room where everyone goes to bed. They're unable to slumber except Guillermo, and Nandor wakes him up to ask if he's slumbering. The vampires realize that someone took their soil.

Earlier, Colin got obsessed with the hotel promo show for Atlantic City, and he didn't notice when the housekeeper came in and vacuumed up the soil.

The vampires realize that they're losing their powers. Nandor sends Guillermo to their homelands to get their soil and save them.

Laszlo worries that losing his hypnosis powers means he can't get cash. He asks Sean to borrow his credit cards, and Sean hands over his emergency card.

Guillermo takes a flight to Europe.

Sean and Charmaine hold their vow renewal ceremony, and the vampires are bored with it as they lose their mental facilities. Nadia passes out from the lack of her powers, and Laszlo moans in pain.

Guillermo arrives in London and gets some British desert for Laszlo, then gets on the plane for the next leg of his trip.

The vampires go to their room, and Nandor watches 'The Big Bang Theory'. Laszlo takes $7,539 from Sean and feels bad, and goes down to the bar to sort it out. Sean is watching sports, and tells Laszlo that he used to have a gambling problem. Now he's blown all of his and his wife's money, and worries that Charmaine is going to leave him.

Nadia goes to rob the imitators, but she can't use her hypnotic powers. She tries to use her "irresistible charms" and they refuse. She angrily threatens to kill them, then passes out. They take pity on her and give her some money. Laszlo comes and takes Nadia back to their room, and she counts the $300 the imitators gave her. Laszlo suggests the imitators aren't the real Rat Pack Nadia knows, but hastily says that he didn't say anything when Nadia gets mad.

Guillermo goes to Greece and gets some sand from the beach, then goes to the airport.

Nandor keeps playing the slot machine while Colin watches and takes photos. Nandor wonders why they call it 'The Big Bang Theory', and Colin takes him back to the hotel room to explain a theory about how the universe was created. Nandor is shocked that everything he thought he knew was wrong, and that the world is a lie.

Guillermo gets the last of the soil from Iran.

Nandor goes up on the roof and wonders what the point of all it is. He's all alone, floating through the dark, cold universe. Guillermo's plane arrives, goes to the hotel room, and the depressed Laszlo that he's financially ruined Sean. Nadia is depressed that they're all peasant like the Rat Pack, and Nandor is still considering how insignificant he is. None of them will let Colin watch his show with the sound on.

Guillermo puts the soil in place, and everyone perks up. When Guillermo offers to get their tickets for the upcoming fight and plan out their heist, Nadja tells him to fuck off and he figures that they're back to normal. He finally decides that they should go without planning everything. Downstairs, Nandor hypnotizes one of the boxes while Laszlo hypnotizes the other.

Colin places a bet on the game, and then they go to the game. Nadia sings and triggers the hypnotic spell on the boxers. One freezes up and the other one hits him and knocks his head off. Colin collects their winnings, and then the others take the money to Sean. Sean thanks Laszlo and promises he'll never gamble again. The five of them saunter off as Sean takes the money to a table and gambles.

As the group prepares to leave, Charmaine learns that Sean lost all their money and isn't happy. Nandor tells Guillermo that he did a good job, and Laszlo gives Guillermo a note saying he's a good bodyguard. Colin says that they're all a big family.