Psych (TV Series)

Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark (2009)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

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Quotes 

• Shawn Spencer : [takes a stance on the side of the truckbed he's in while they are still driving at high speeds]  Get ready, buddy... I'm going to jump on your hood!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You must be out of your damn mind, Shawn! This is a company car! Jump on Lassiter's!

  [Shawn moves to the other side and waves to Henry and Lassiter] 

  Shawn Spencer : Move closer!

  Carlton Lassiter : No! No! N-No! Do not jump on this vehicle! This is a brand new vehicle!

  Shawn Spencer : Look, man, I have been shot! I am jumping on *somebody's* car!

• Carlton Lassiter : [seeing Shawn and Gus]  What are they doing here?

  Juliet O'Hara : Maybe Vick called them in?

  Shawn Spencer : We are not here to hone in on your case. We just heard "ice cream" on our police radio, and it was Gus's snack time.

• Henry Spencer : [running through the woods, with a breathless Lassiter behind him]  Think you can pick up the pace, Mr. Viability?

  Carlton Lassiter : There's an excellent chance I was bitten by a tick back there. I think I'm going through the beginning stages of Lyme Disease.

  Henry Spencer : [frowns]  Man up, detective!

  Carlton Lassiter : Steroids, right? You're juicing, aren't you? I knew it!

• Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, what the hell are you doing?

  Shawn Spencer : Which Spencer are you talking to?

  Carlton Lassiter : It doesn't matter. You're the same person!

  Shawn Spencer : Am not!

• Carlton Lassiter : [as McNab runs over to open his car door]  Whoa! Easy there! Keep those oversized mitts off the car. This is a brand new issued vehicle. It's cherry and its going to stay that way. It's almost too sweet to drive.

  Buzz McNab : [sniffs]  Mmmmm... Smells like new car plus lemons.

  Carlton Lassiter : Yeah, it does!

  Buzz McNab : [looks in car window]  Is that leather?

  Carlton Lassiter : Pleather. Closest thing to it, though.

• Carlton Lassiter : Nice shooting, detective.

  Shawn Spencer : Did you just call me "detective"?

  Carlton Lassiter : [holsters his gun]  No...

• Carlton Lassiter : [Sees Henry step out of his truck]  Who the hell called him down here?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I did. It's his father.

  Carlton Lassiter : Which is exactly why I don't want him here! If Shawn really is shot, there'll be no room for family in the investigation.

  Henry Spencer : If Shawn has been shot, there's no room I'm not gonna bust open to find my son!