Psych (TV Series)

Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark (2009)

John Hawkes: Rollins

Quotes 

• Longmore's Partner : [points his gun at Shawn]  You've got a smart mouth, huh? Huh?

  Garth Longmore : Now look. I got it under control. You want me to shoot him right now myself? I will. Take him up.

  Shawn Spencer : Not to be a stickler, here, but you did... you did shoot me once already.

• Longmore's Partner : [pointing a gun at Shawn]  You listenin' to me?

  Shawn Spencer : I'm having a hard time concentrating on anything but the gun. Could be my ADD acting up.

  Longmore's Partner : I want you to imagine a bullet, coming from that gun, penetrating your skin and lodging in your brain.

  [shoves gun againts Shawn's neck and shoulder] 

  Longmore's Partner : You know how easy that would be for me?

  Shawn Spencer : Physically? Yes. But I would imagine that it would give you pause... emotionally?

  [Longmore's partner cocks the gun] 

  Shawn Spencer : No?

  Longmore's Partner : You know how lucky you are? My idiot partner here screwed up big time. Hey... that's par for the course. Now... we pull this thing off, and we're out of here. But Einstien here screws up again, you're gonna be my ticket. Now I got a hostage sitting in my back pocket, just in case. But know this: one stupid move and I've got more than enough plastic bags for your body parts. Got it?

  Shawn Spencer : [long pause]  I got it.

  [Longmore's partner uncocks the gun and walks away] 

  Shawn Spencer : Note to self: Call Hefty with commercial idea.

• Longmore's Partner : [arguing with Longmore in front of a bound Shawn]  We don't need this distraction! Not now. I say we just shoot him in the head and dump the body, and get on with this.

  Shawn Spencer : Uh... guys... if I could interject briefly here... and... and this is me speaking from my own experience... that feels a little rash. You're both under a great deal of stress and I dont think now is the time to make important life decisions. Now... I'll tell you what works for me... and... maybe this is just me... draw a hot bath... it doesn't matter who goes first.