- Ellie Williams: Joel.
- Joel Miller: What?
- Ellie Williams: Can I ask you a serious question?
- Joel Miller: Yeah.
- Ellie Williams: Why did the scarecrow get an award?
- Joel Miller: Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Ellie Williams: You dick! Did you read this?
- Joel Miller: No. Now go to sleep.
- Ellie Williams: Joel, Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
- Joel Miller: What?
- Ellie Williams: Yeah, It runs in your jeans.
- Ellie Williams: It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary. "No pun intended, Volume Too" by Will Livingston. Volume Too, look you get it? Too, like T-o-o.
- Joel Miller: Jesus.
- Ellie Williams: What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra. Like algae bra. I stayed up all night...
- Joel Miller: No.
- Ellie Williams: Wondering where the sun went and then it dawned on me.
- Joel Miller: Feel free to wait in the truck.
- Ellie Williams: Okay, but just know, you can't escape Will Livingston. He'll be back. There's nothing you can do to stop him.