Father Stu (2022)

Teresa Ruiz: Carmen

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• Kathleen Long : Is someone gonna tell me what's going on?

  Stuart Long : I was gonna find a better time.

  Kathleen Long : You're doing a porno?

  Stuart Long : No, God, no. No, I'm gonna be a priest.

  Kathleen Long : For Halloween?

  Stuart Long : No, not for fucking Halloween momma. For real.

  Kathleen Long : Oh, Stu. You can't be serious. This is your fault.

  Stuart Long : You'd think I said I wanted to be a serial killer.

  Kathleen Long : My son don't do half measures. He's a dog with a goddamn bone. If you're so fucking enlightened, you should've seen that.

  Carmen : Had you been awake enough to dignify his place in this world, in spite of the loss of your other son, he wouldn't be so desperate to find himself.

• Carmen : And you think the absence of the instinct to dismember someone qualifies you for priesthood?

• Carmen : Have you considered all this entails? Heh. Abstaining from booze and beatings, not to mention sex?

  Stuart Long : You showed me I could do it.

  Carmen : No, I showed you, you could wait.