Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)

Cooper Raiff: Andrew

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• Andrew : What's it like being depressed?

  Domino : I don't know. It feels like... like you remember what better feels like and then you do things that you think will make you feel better but they don't. They make it worse. And the things that I'm really scared of doing are probably the things that will help me the most, but I just can't do them.

• Andrew : I feel like there are things that you just, like, don't say to me. And I can't tell whether you're, like, holding back a desire to be close or a desire to be distant.

• Andrew : Is he your soul mate?

  Domino : Do you believe in soul mates?

  Andrew : Yeah, I do. I think, on the Earth, we all have, like, a ton of soul mates. I think for you, maybe, it's like a special case where you only have a few.. who, like, could be and really are your soul mates. But most of the people in the world aren't your soul mate.

  Domino : How many soul mates?

  Andrew : For you, like, four.

  Domino : Four?

  Andrew : Yeah, four soul mates.

  Domino : I probably haven't met any of them.

  Andrew : No, you have. God puts them, like, on your path so you'll cross.

  Domino : How many do you have?

  Andrew : Like, 12... hundred.

  Domino : Have you met any?

  Andrew : Yes.

• Domino : When I'm with you, I feel so alive, and I feel so special. But that's because it's all possibility. We're not in a relationship.

  Andrew : But what if we were in a relationship?

  Domino : I don't know. And I don't want to know because you are 22, and you deserve so much more than this.

• Domino : Giving your heart to somebody is the scariest, most dangerous, most perplexing thing.

  Andrew : What if we just kiss? Maybe you'll change your mind.

• Andrew : How are you so fast at this game?

  Lola : A lot of practice... Yes!

  Andrew : What is happening? What are you doing? No, we are not done. No! No! What is farctate? What is farctate? That is not a word. Farctate?

  Lola : It is a word.

  Andrew : Well, use it in a sentence.

  Lola : It's a farctated board now that put those letters down.

  Andrew : What, a fucked up board? Like farctate... Like, you farted on it?

  Lola : No, it is filled. Farctate means to fill or stuff. It means full as opposed to hollow.

  Andrew : I don't believe you at all. And I am going to prove that you are...

  [looking on phone] 

  Andrew : ... telling the truth. That is a word. I don't understand how you are so good at this game.

  Lola : I'm not that good. I am just a lot better than you.

• Domino : You can't just decide that you love somebody.

  Andrew : Yes, you can.

  Domino : No, you can't.

  Andrew : Yes, you can!

• Andrew : Oh my God, that's a ton of blood right away.

• Domino : I need to take off this fucking t-shirt.

  Andrew : I like your t-shirt.

  Domino : If you like it, then why don't you marry it.

• Rodrigo : Yeah, I've been waiting to kick their assess for three years now. And Greg, that was the meanest hook I've ever seen, my boy.

  Stepdad Greg : Unbelievable

  Andrew : Yeah, Greg. I did not know you could move like that. What are you Jake Paul?

• Andrew : By the way, I do think I'm a soul mate. But I know that Joseph is too.

• Andrew's Mom : I didn't want to say this before, and I am not just saying this because I'm your mother, but you're way too good for her and everybody knows that. Literally everyone I know thinks that.

  Andrew : Who?

  Andrew's Mom : Everyone. Greg-- it's true though.

  Andrew : Gregg told you that Maya was too good...

• Domino : I want you to be in Lola's life. But I don't want you to babysit for us anymore.

  Andrew : Why?

  Domino : Because I want you to do your 20s.

• Andrew's Mom : We all know it's true.

  Andrew : Fulbright scholars...

  Andrew's Mom : Big dummies.

  Andrew : Dummies.

  Andrew's Mom : Big dummies.