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Ewe was browsing Geometry Dash (with the intent of making a decorated version of Sloom) when he spotted a Septagon running frantically up and down through the aisles, and his name was Volumni Furrey McSevensides. He was certain at any moment he would ban Ewe from the Impossible Levels List Server. Thankfully, Ewe's level was full of unfunny Sloom jokes (which as you all know, is Septagon kryptonite). So he picked one of the best-redecorated Sloom monsters and grabbed it by the horns and brought it out of the level editor. He took that Septagon over his knee and spanked his ass with the Sloom monster while screaming 'Oops all black glow deco two Slooms!' over and over. Then, by the power of Sloom, Volumni Furrey McSevensides instantly deleted MINUSclub and moved Sloom to #1 on the list. HaydenDom showed up and awarded Ewe the role of List Mod because he probably stopped the next argument over how many sides an octagon has.

One day JackS07 sees this man. he looks like a dead hamster on steroids, he soon realizes that he was looking in a mirror and cries. To escape his depression, he decides to get plastic surgery, He ends up looking like an anime girl. He then saw this homeless man on the street. He asks him his name and he tells him that his name was Trollge. Upon hearing that wretched name, He stabs him in the throat and he leaves him to die alone. A boy sees him. He has the look of fear in his eyes. From his mouth, came a blood curdling scream. He grabs him by the neck and asks his name. He tells him his name. JackS01. JackS07 gets a rusty nail and carves "NIKO ENGLISH" into his back. The boy runs away as fast as he could, blood dripping down his back. He smiles, knowing that he'll die soon afterwards.

Pamka, a severely obese and confuzzled restaurant operator, was feeling uninspired. Suddenly, SeptaGon7 stormed in and started complaining about not following The List's rules. Pamka got so angry, that he softened some Amaretto cheese onto a platter of dough and plopped the whole mess into Septa's face, causing Septa's enormous chin to shrivel into spaghetti sauce. After a bunch of failed attempts to mute Pamka, Volumni shriveled up into a pizza pie shaped like the MINUSclub monster. Knali liked the dish best, and recommended it be served.

Pamka builds a creation that all the players of the contest want to beat but they think they will never