- Hattie Bainbridge: [Watching Peter hang a poster with her photo] Chuffed to buggery with that!
- Peter Saint-Stephens: [laughs] Good, I think.
- Gerard King: Saint Hattie steals the limelight again.
- Hattie Bainbridge: It's not my fault I'm a teeny, tiny bit marvellous. Oh, don't sulk, Gerard. No-one likes a wet wimple on a sunny day.
- [Felix is trying to impress Sarah Barnaby]
- Felix Marshall: Did you know that "feng shui" comes from the Chinese words "feng" meaning "wind" and "shui" meaning "water"?
- [John Barnaby arrives]
- DCI John Barnaby: [sceptically] Not "hot" and "air", then?