The Hangover Part II (2011)

Ken Jeong: Mr. Chow

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Quotes 

• Mr. Chow : Oh, you are having a bad day. Did you die?

• Mr. Chow : What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book.

• Mr. Chow : I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy.

• Phil : Your password is baloney1?

  Mr. Chow : Well, used to be just baloney, but now they make you add number.

• Mr. Chow : We had a sick night bitches!

• Mr. Chow : I got all kindsa heat on my ass. I got FBI, Bangkok PD, Interpol, MSNBC...

• Phil : Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?

  Mr. Chow : I a international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.

  Stu Price : You have a wife?

  Mr. Chow : Yeah, we married fifteen years. Whatsa matter, Mr. Chow not good-looking enough for woman?

• Phil : Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?

  Mr. Chow : Holla! City of Squala!

• Phil : Do you ever do anything that doesn't end up in a stand-off, Chow?

  Mr. Chow : I'm an international criminal! It always ends up like this.

• Mr. Chow : [Following a harrowing car chase]  I have such an erection right now!

• Phil : Chow, what happened.

  Mr. Chow : You guys texted me. Said you fucked up and looking to party.

• Mr. Chow : [holding up his hand while entering a restaurant]  Stop! Chow crossing.

• Mr. Chow : [upon his arrest]  How the fuck?

  [Samir walks in] 

  Mr. Chow : Samir! You fuck me over 6 grand, you camel jockey?

  [spits] 

  Samir : You spit to me? Huh? You spit to me? Hey! 6 grand this time, 8 grand last time. It's not the money, man. It's the principle!

  Mr. Chow : Principle? Nigga, please! We both dead inside.

  Samir : You call me nigger? Huh? Don't call me nigger!

  Mr. Chow : [as the cops take him away]  Toodle-loo, motherfuckers!

  Samir : Racist asshole, man.

• Mr. Chow : Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone!

• Mr. Chow : Have you ever seen monkey in jail?

• Mr. Chow : It is about money.

  When Mr. Chow gets arrested : It is not about money, it is about principle.

• Mr. Chow : Just let me do one bump, get my head straight.

• Phil : You ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff, Chow?

  Mr. Chow : I'm an international criminal. It always ends like this.