The Hangover Part II (2011)

Justin Bartha: Doug

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Quotes 

• Alan : So what, are you a doctor?

  Teddy : No, not yet, I'm pre-med.

  Alan : Ever heard of that guy, Doogie Howser?

  Teddy : Yea?

  Alan : Well, he turned out to be a gay!

  Doug : Alan!

  Alan : It's true, I read it in Teen People.

• Alan : [to Teddy]  Sit down i got this. Sit down boy. That was a great speech sir. I like the comparisons between uh Stu and Rice. I've also prepared a few words. Hew everybody here are some fun facts. The population in Thailand is 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. It's chief exports are textiles, footwear, and rice. Each year approximately 13,000 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand. The climate in Thailand is...

  Doug : Alan why don't you skip to the last card there buddy

  Alan : Ok, sorry.

  [Flips through about 5 or 6 cards] 

  Alan : None of you know Stu like I do. Not you, not you, not you, not you, not nobody knows Stu like i do. No one. I can't even tell you what we've been through because we made a pact more important than blood. What i can tell you is this, this is not Stu's first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple years ago...

  Phil : All right time's up. You can sit down now bud. You can sit down.

  Alan : It was good. I did good though.

  Phil : Oh God you killed it.

  Alan : OK thanks Phil.

  Alan : Sit down, yeah

  [applause] 

  Alan : [to Teddy]  In your face.

• Doug : Wait so where exactly are you guys?

  Phil : I don't know, Doug! Fucken Asiatown!

• Linda Garner : [Enters]  Excuse me boys

  Doug : Hi Linda

  Linda Garner : Hi Dougie

  Alan : I guess we don't do dessert any more, I didn't get that memo

  Linda Garner : Well I'm sorry darling, I'll be right back

  Alan : Would a cupcake kill you?