Mindy Kaling credited as playing...
Shira
- Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
- Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
- Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
- [takes out a CD]
- Adam: I also made you this.
- [hands it to Emma]
- Adam: To help soothe your womb.
- Patrice: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."
- Shira: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
- Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?
- Guy: That's so romantic!
- Patrice: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!
- Adam: It's a classic.
- Shira: [to Emma] Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.
- Adam: [to Shira] Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.
- Shira: Thank you!
- Adam: Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've
- Shira: [interrupts] What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!
- Guy: Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.
- Adam: Did I?
- Guy: You did.
- Adam: Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?
- Guy: No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.
- Shira: You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?
- Emma: No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.
- Shira: Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.
- Emma: I can't get laid?
- Shira: No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?
- Emma: [shrugs] No one threw up on me today.
- Shira: We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!
- Emma: Okay.
- Shira: Remember, we're sluts!