How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

As Fast as She Can (2009)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : He's rich? Please tell me he wrote you a big, fat check. A check so fat, it doesn't take its shirt off when it goes swimming.

  Barney Stinson : That is a big, fat check. A check so fat, after you have sex with it, you don't tell your buddies about it.

  Robin Scherbatsky : A check so fat, when it sits next to you on an airplane, you ask yourself if it should have bought two seats.

  Marshall Eriksen : That is...

  Barney Stinson : A big, fat check!

  Ted Mosby : Yeah, he didn't write me a check.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [after Barney's story of how a female officer stripped for him]  No, false! Did not happen!

  Marshall Eriksen : That was a line from a porno. I've seen that porno. Hell, I've made that porno.

  Barney Stinson : When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno is that my life has better lighting?

• Marshall Eriksen : Are you kidding me? Robin is a pretty girl. Pretty girls don't get tickets. Bet Robin been pulled over thousand of times and not once getting a ticket.

  Robin Scherbatsky : That is outrageous!... and factual.