Wednesday (TV Series)

If You Don't Woe Me by Now (2022)

Fred Armisen: Uncle Fester

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• Uncle Fester : [Speaking to Wednesday]  It's where I got my first lobotomy. But you know lobotomies, they're like tattoos: You can't get just one.

• Uncle Fester : Your dad got all the brains. But I used to drop in on him. Usually from the ceiling with a dagger clutched between my teeth. Just to keep him on his toes.

• Uncle Fester : He filled me in on what's been going on. Monsters, murder, mayhem. What fun!

• Wednesday Addams : This place belongs to a friend.

  Uncle Fester : You've actually made a friend. That poor kid will be going home in a body bag.

• Wednesday Addams : If you are discovered, I will disown you and collect the reward tied to your capture.

  Uncle Fester : I'd expect nothing less.

• Wednesday Addams : How long have you been lurking?

  Uncle Fester : Long enough to feel the tension between you two. Yowza! Seriously, you could cut it with an executioner's axe.

• Wednesday Addams : Maybe next time steal something a little less conspicuous.

  Uncle Fester : Where's the fun in that?

• Wednesday Addams : I guess I'll see you at your arraignment or the next family reunion.

  Uncle Fester : You'll always be my favorite, Wednesday.

  Wednesday Addams : Be sure to tell Pugsley that. It'll give him a complex.