Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk's Favorite Show (2009)
Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : [arguing with Natalie about who is first in line while waiting at a bookstore for Christine Rapp] Please!
Natalie Teeger : No.
Adrian Monk : Please! I'm saying please.
Natalie Teeger : I'm sorry, Mr. Monk, I'm not moving.
Adrian Monk : It's humiliating. Look at me, I'm last in line.
Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, there are two of us, and you're second.
Adrian Monk : Out of two. Second out of two. We call that last.
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Lt. Randall Disher : [discussing handwriting] He was obviously disguising it. He probably used his left hand.
Natalie Teeger : That makes sense.
Lt. Randall Disher : Or if he was a lefty, he used his right hand.
Natalie Teeger : That makes sense.
Lt. Randall Disher : Or if was ambidextrous, he probably got drunk and then wrote it.
Natalie Teeger : That makes less sense.
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Natalie Teeger : Don't be mad. I know how you hate surprises. So I'm just going to warn you, I'm going to be surprising you.
Adrian Monk : Wait, when?
Natalie Teeger : In about 10 seconds. This is sort of a heads up, a sort of alert.
Adrian Monk : Wait! You can't just burst in here and say "Surprise alert." You have to give me a little warning.
Natalie Teeger : Oh, okay, sorry. This is the surprise alert warning. "This is a surprise alert!" Now... surprise!
[brings in Cooper Clan DVDs]
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Natalie Teeger : [knocking on the door of Victor Timlinson's apartment] Hello, Mr. Timlinson! I don't think he's home.
Adrian Monk : Probably not. He's single and he's dead.
Natalie Teeger : Oh, yeah.
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Natalie Teeger : Forget about Christine Rapp and her stupid, stupid book. Everybody in Hollywood's crazy, and if we think about that stuff, nobody would go to the movies.
Adrian Monk : I don't go to the movies.
Natalie Teeger : Or watch TV.
Adrian Monk : I don't watch TV.
Natalie Teeger : You get my point.
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Adrian Monk : They were the only family I have. Now I got nothing.
Natalie Teeger : That's not true, Mr. Monk. You got me. And you have Julie, and you have Randy and the Captain. We're your family.
Adrian Monk : Ehh, it's not the same.
Natalie Teeger : Sure it is.
Adrian Monk : You don't say funny things.
Natalie Teeger : Sure we do.
Adrian Monk : Say something funny.
Natalie Teeger : Well, I can't just say funny off the top of my head.
Adrian Monk : Cathy Cooper could.
Natalie Teeger : Well, she had writers. Okay, wait wait. I got one. "Knock knock."
Adrian Monk : That's not funny.