Emilie de Ravin credited as playing...
Ally Craig
- Ally Craig: I have my dessert first.
- Tyler: Is that a political statement? A medical condition, perhaps?
- Ally Craig: I just don't see the point in waiting. I mean, what if I die while eating my entree?
- Tyler: Is that probable?
- Ally Craig: It's possible. What if I choke? What if an asteroid come hurling down onto the restaurant?... I'll tell you what, if you swear on your eternal soul that I'll make it through my entree, then I'll wait. But before you answer, consider that if something does happen, you'll have to live the rest of your life knowing that not only did you lie to me, but you denied of my one last indulgence. Are you prepared to shoulder that kind of responsibility?
- Tyler: [tries to kiss her, but is denied]
- Ally Craig: Not tonight. Not never, but just not tonight.
- Tyler: So, dessert first in case of asteroids, yes. But kissing a guy you seem at least somewhat attracted to before riding off into the unknown New York night alongside a panda you've only just met, no?
- Ally Craig: [kisses him] You're weird.
- Tyler: I know.
- Ally Craig: [after Tyler sprays her with water] Huh. So, this is the whole playful 'you get me all wet' part, right?
- Tyler: Why make it sound cheap?
- Ally Craig: It is cheap. I've seen this scene a hundred times. You know what never happens in this scene though? Tyler, who doesn't really go to school? Tyler, who doesn't care about his job?
- Tyler: No?
- Ally Craig: No?
- [lifts up the pot of spaghetti and dumps it on Tyler]
- Ally Craig: That.
- Tyler: [lifts up Ally and puts her over his shoulder as he heads for the bathroom] Apologize!
- Ally Craig: [hits Tyler in his back] Never!
- Aidan Hall: I want a girlfriend.
- Tyler: What?
- Aidan Hall: Dinners out, movies, regular sex. I can handle that... for like a... summer.
- Ally Craig: You're such a romantic.
- Ally Craig: Do you want pancakes or french toast?
- Tyler: Doesn't matter...
- Aidan Hall: [mumbles] French toast...
- [from trailer]
- Aidan Hall: He's got a daughter.
- Tyler: Whose gotta daughter?
- Aidan Hall: The cop who busted your face all up. He's gotta daughter.
- Tyler: I know her, she's in my Global Politics class.
- Aidan Hall: Go get her.
- Ally Craig: I don't date sociology majors.
- Tyler: Lucky for you... I'm undecided.
- Ally Craig: About what?
- Tyler: [pauses] Everything.