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Centervagten is a bad version of the American version, took all the low budget actors you could find in Denmark and slap them all together, and vupti another bad Danish comedy film. Do not waste your time unless you have nothing else to do.

Im sorry that I cant give a Zero score. One of the worst movies ive ever seen. Really says it all about the new ""zulu generation" of danish comedians.

Rubbish and simply just not funny.

I've always enjoyed watching all sorts of movies; comedy, thriller, romantic, sci-fi, drama... you name it. As a middle-aged man I watched my part, and this movie most likely qualifies as one of the worst - if not the worst - movie experiences ever.

I have a really hard time understanding and explaining to myself why and how a well educated, well instructed and rather famous crew got themselves into this project.

The plot is annoyingly simple, the dialogue is nowhere close to funny, and the outcome is even worse.

Trust me on this - or try out for yourself and spend some time after watching trying to figure out why you did not trust me.

Is this really what is left in Danish Comedy.

Someone should have stop this Project. Normally I Can laugh or at least giggle the stupidest things. But not from this movie. I have seen my share of bad movies during my 46 years here on earth. To be honest. But this takes the price. WHY??

I feel sad on behalf of the actors. But at least they got payed. I "lost" money and time. DO NOT WATCH THIS.

Go se The Room in stead. At least You probably Will get a laugh.

Finally "Stjerner uden hjerner" got beaten.

0,5 Stars from me.

"Dårligdommerne". Give'em hell.

It is one of the worst danish movie i have ever seen, it is simply so boring that i almost fell asleep when i saw the movie. If i know it was so boring before i begin to see it, i would never have seen it. It is not a movie i would recommend to anyone. It's an hour and a half of amateur advertising for your local shopping center. As adult movie, 'Centervagt' is an inexplicable failure in every imaginable way. A film so poor that you almost feel sick to your stomach on behalf of the actors. It is terrible to see normally good actors to take part in such a bad movie. I really hope that they get some good money to play in this movie.

Waste of time basicly, and money.

I just pay 50 to watch it.

And you dont need to do it i promise.

Its just a copy off mall cops in dansih.

So basicly a sh!tty movie on budget.

If you have good feelings about a movie, you'll probably be very disappointed if it doesn't live up to the expectations, and therefore give it a bad rating.

To be honest, I don't think that I have ever seen worse reviews of a Danish film than this here. So, a lot of disappointed viewers! Surprisingly I don't think that this movie was ever released on DVD!

There's not made an awful lot of Danish comedy movies. What went wrong? The director (Rasmus Heide) has made some very big hits, to play the leads they chose a couple of well known people, a stand-upper (Rune Klan) and an up and coming actress (Josephine Park), and some well known actors got the smaller parts.

That doesn't sound too bad. So what went wrong? There was a bit of bad acting in some of the smaller parts, but the main problem is the script. There's not a good flow, it's like a few sketches put together. And they certainly weren't that good.

What's it all about then? Well, a couple of Centerguards are fighting for their job, half of the two guards are in love with the other! They perform some crazy plan to keep their livelihood. That's about it.

I had very bad expectations, so maybe I've been a little too nice with this review!

The actors, the real life drama, the fun.... WAUW!!!

DO NOT LISTEN TO ANGRY PEOPLE AND HATERS..... This film is a New high, in comedy!! Thesr Guys put there aLL in to this movie, there are no short cuts its right down to real deal as you can come, when you make a comedy...!

I have alias loved danish movies in generel no matter if its horror, drama, socialrealism, war, indy, crime or comedy... But with this on i think the danens have done it again.

I have never laught so Hard and so lang in my life.... ofcaus there are subtiles, but it fells like to me that they get pretty good.... If you miss a really good LOL... DO NOT MISS THIS!

*** *** *** PLease Dont miss it.

Taking the new Danish generation of comedians, actors, directors, and filmmakers to show what can be done is very nobel indeed.

But badly adopting an already poor storyline (Mall Cop) only to make a poorer version is simply disastrous waste of time, money, and talent.

Please, please, please... NEVER do that again.