- Joe: Without that 44 magnum penis extension, you are just another redneck, homophobic hothead with a wet weeny standing face-to-face with a bunch of sissy boys with an attitude. Now, you go brag to your buttbuddies how you kicked our asses, you closet case.
- Ray: [shaking his head] If you're silent people are persuaded by your youthful beauty and innocence. You guys get away with ignorance that I would would be shot for!
- [regarding sales]