Purgatory Comics (2009)

Jonathan Zungre: Mel Berner

Quotes 

• Mel Berner : Oh. Okay. I see. Well Mia, it was great to see you again. You found yourself a great looking guy here. I'm sure he's got a lot of those qualities that women look for. Like "goals." Or "ambition." Or "girth." This little reunion has been great Mia but I have to head back to my dungeon of loneliness. Good day!

  Andrew : What the hell is this kid blathering about?

  Mia : Mel, Andrew is my cousin.

  Mel Berner : Well that's just disgusting, and also illegal in this state!

  Andrew : We're not dating, you jackass.

• Nicola Rogers : I can't believe you attacked one of the most famous comic writers of all time.

  Mel Berner : Maniac bit my arm. Now I'll turn into in an angry old bastard during the next full moon.

• Mel Berner : Last night I beat a video game that I've been working on forever.

  Mia : That must've been exciting!

  Mel Berner : Not really. The ending sucked.

  Mia : Oh. Sorry to hear that.

  Mel Berner : Video games should be required to have endings that are kickass. I didn't dedicate nine months of button mashing to win a list of Japanese names.

• Mel Berner : Hey Evan, ask me anything about microeconomics.

  Evan Connelly : Okay. What does that mean?