- Carl Wheezer: [walking backstage alongside Jimmy; Sheen gets shocked in the background while he's talking] Hey Jimmy, I heard that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say "Macbeth," because if you say "Macbeth," bad things will happen because you said "Macbeth" and we've been saying "Macbeth" a lot. And congratulations on getting the role of Macbeth.
- [horrified]
- Carl Wheezer: I SAID "MACBETH!"
- Carl Wheezer: Uh, Jimmy, I thought we agreed that we didn't like girls.
- James Isaac Neutron: We don't. Betty is a woman.
- James Isaac Neutron: How now, Soldier number five? What sayest thou?
- Sheen Estevez: [turns to audience, starts to speak and utters nothing]
- Ms. Fowl: [to Sheen] My lord, your wife, Lady Macbeth approaches.
- Sheen Estevez: [back to Ms. Fowl] I know! I was just taking a dramatic pause!
- [tries to speak again and says nothing, turns back to Ms. Fowl]
- Sheen Estevez: What was it again?
- Ms. Fowl: [to Sheen, frustrated] My lord, your wife...
- Sheen Estevez: Macbeth lady, your my-lord approaches wife!
- Principal Willoughby: Oh, why didn't I get a puppet for that part?
- Cindy Vortex: [in audience, wearing a nose & glasses] Mr. Shimatsu? Would you like a cappuccino while watching the fabulous performance by the beautiful Cindy Vortex playing witch number two?
- Corky Shimatsu: No, thank you sweetheart. No distractions for the Corkster.
- Hugh Neutron: [taps Cindy; she turns around] Can I have a mocha espresso with plenty of sugar?
- Cindy Vortex: Yeah, right.
- Old lady in audience: Sshhhhh!
- Hugh Neutron: Exactly, yeah, shh the milk so it gets all foamy.
- Principal Willoughby: [off screen] Vortex! Get your tookus back on stage!