Craig Robinson credited as playing...
Doug Judy
- Doug Judy: [Rapping] Doug and Jake rolling down the street...
- Jake Peralta: PB and J, a tasty little treat...
- Doug Judy: Two cool dudes making sandals for your feet...
- Jake Peralta: [Stops rapping] What?
- Doug Judy: I was going for the rhyme, but now I kind of feel like it's a good idea.
- Jake Peralta: Love it!
- [Continues to rap]
- Jake Peralta: Making sandals that last is our ideology / Made real by our patented, strapless technology
- [Stops rapping]
- Jake Peralta: It's magnets.
- Doug Judy: Okay!
- [Raps]
- Doug Judy: Yo, you can wear 'em on the beach...
- Jake Peralta: Wear 'em on a hike...
- Doug Judy: Wear 'em on a Peloton exercise bike...
- Doug Judy, Jake Peralta: Doug and Jake, two best friends / With the premium, open-toed shoes for men! Rah!
- Doug Judy: Jake Peralta, do I have an earring?
- Jake Peralta: Um, what?
- Doug Judy: You heard me. We've been in the car for three hours. You've known me for seven years. Do I have an earring?
- Jake Peralta: Oh, no. I'm drawing a blank. I can kind of picture a diamond stud.
- Doug Judy: That'd be a good look.
- Jake Peralta: Or maybe a gold cross or a little hoop.
- Doug Judy: I do have versatile ears.