- Yakko Warner: Is this you? Are you happily engrossed in inconsequential cartoon trivia to the point that your socks can probably stand up by themselves?
- Keanu Reeves: [on the bus] Uh... I'm looking for a bomb.
- Slappy Squirrel: Try your performance in 'Dracula'.
- Slappy Squirrel: I'm on vacation, and I need a sitz bath.
- Skippy Squirrel: Huh?
- Slappy Squirrel: Never mind.
- Slappy Squirrel: Take me to the airport, I got a plane to catch.
- [bus speeds off, holding onto a pole to keep from blowing away]
- Slappy Squirrel: I ain't in that big a hurry!
- Bus Driver: There's a bomb on this bus! If we go below 50 miles an hour, it'll explode!