Grown Ups (I) (2010)
Chris Rock: Kurt McKenzie
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
Bean Lamonsoff : Mommy, I want some milk.
Sally Lamonsoff : Come here. I'll give you a little something.
[starts breastfeeding Bean]
Roxanne Chase-Feder : Your son is so cute. How old is he?
Eric Lamonsoff : 48 months.
Kurt McKenzie : [pause] That's 4.
Eric Lamonsoff : [pause] Yeah.
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Deanne McKenzie : How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?
Kurt McKenzie : Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great.
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Bean Lamonsoff : I want mommy's milk!
Eric Lamonsoff : No more mommy's milk.
Bean Lamonsoff : I want mommy's milk.
[a kid walks by with a milk carton, which Eric takes]
Milk Kid : Hey!
Eric Lamonsoff : Here's a dollar, get out of here. Now drink it.
Bean Lamonsoff : I don't know if mommy will like that.
Eric Lamonsoff : Just watch me drink it.
[Bean drinks the milk carton]
Bean Lamonsoff : I'm just like daddy.
Kurt McKenzie : Yay! More for us!
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Deanne McKenzie : Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?
Kurt McKenzie : Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.
Deanne McKenzie : That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking.
Mama Ronzoni : [laughs] You got told.
Kurt McKenzie : You got toe.
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Lenny Feder : I bet you 5 bucks he gets on one knee.
Kurt McKenzie : You're on.
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Kurt McKenzie : [while seeing Rob talk to his daughter] How do you get that from that?
Eric Lamonsoff : 95% of that has to be from the mother, and I am lowballing.
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Eric Lamonsoff : I gotta make a sissy.
Kurt McKenzie : Come on, you made three already.
Rob Hilliard : It must be oozing out at this point.
Eric Lamonsoff : Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kurt McKenzie : It's taking a piss, not the SATs.
Lenny Feder : Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?
Marcus Higgins : Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
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Lenny Feder : Mama, I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoe.
Kurt McKenzie : How in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing they're under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here?
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Kurt McKenzie : I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardashian in there.
