Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Mr. Levine (2009)

Steve Landesberg: Mr. Levine

Quotes 

• Chris : Well, better get home.

  Mr. Levine : All right. Well, first turn your pockets inside out.

  Chris : You think I stole something?

  Mr. Levine : No, I'm just a freaky old man likes to see the inside of pockets.

• Mr. Levine : [to Chris]  What do you want?

  Chris : Well, I know you don't get out much, so I thought maybe we could take a walk. I could introduce you to some of the people.

  Mr. Levine : What are you, a Good Samaritan?

  Narrator : In Brooklyn, being nice only aroused suspicion.

  Chris : Come on. You can see how some of the things have changed.

  Mr. Levine : I don't just go out whenever, I have my routine. I get my groceries in the morning, I get my walk in before the hooligans come out, I'm back before the judge show comes on. My nap, lunch.

  Narrator : President Bush had that same routine.