Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009 Video)

Lorenzo Lamas: Allan Baxter

Quotes 

• Allan Baxter : This is unacceptable. I want that commander on report.

  US Sub Captain : That commander just saved your ass.

  Allan Baxter : Should have done so in a more timely manner.

• Allan Baxter : Now if we don't find the bible means of stopping this fucker, Sharkzilla is gonna own the seas.

• Allan Baxter : [to Emma]  And you little lady, you've got a lot of mouth from someone who's career is all washed up. Sleeping on your old prof's couch. What's next, a little extra credit?

  Lamar Sanders : Hey!

  Allan Baxter : Cool it, hombre. You should be smiling. This country actually gives a shit about what you have to say.

  Lamar Sanders : 20 years ago, my ideas were treated with disdain and discharge. Why should you give a shit now?

  Allan Baxter : Well, truth be told, you losers beat everyone to the punch. You said shark when everyone around here was talking seismic suction or some shit.

• Allan Baxter : Listen, screw these environmentalists. When I give the order shoot to kill!

• Allan Baxter : Woo! Who wants sharkskin boots?