Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates the Car (2009)

James Ellis Lane: Masked Cowboy

Quotes 

• Narrator : Sidekicks are always ready to go at a moment's notice. They're never aware of all the preparation the hero has to go through.

  [the scene cuts to a cowboy and indian] 

  Indian Sidekick : [to the cowboy]  Kemosabe, people in that town in big trouble. We go now.

  Masked Cowboy : Whoa, whoa. Slow down, my eager Indian friend. I need to get my guns, shine my boots, feed my horse, polish my spurs, get some bullets, light a fire, make some coffee, kiss a girl...

  Narrator : And round up the rest of the Village People.