Two Distant Strangers (2020)

Andrew Howard: Officer Merk

Quotes 

• Carter : Officer Merk!

  Merk : Wait, what?

  Carter : Look, man, I'm not sure what the fuck is going on. Maybe some racist deja vu shit, but I think we're stuck in some kinda loop where I keep running into you and you keep fucking killing me, man.

  Merk : Now I know you're smoking...

  Carter : Yeah, you think my cigarette is not a cigarette. We've been through this, look...

  Merk : Hey, back up. Show me some ID. Keep your hands where I can see 'em.

• Merk : Shit. This is so fucking weird.

  Carter : Tell me about it, man.

  Merk : I feel like I've been smoking one of your cigarettes. And this has been happening how long, how many times?

  Carter : Man, if my count is correct, 99 -- oh, it's your mom. She doesn't want anything.

  Merk : What? -- You're a voodoo child, motherfucker.

  Carter : She calls you anytime it takes longer than five minutes to kill me.