Total Drama (TV Series)

Haute Camp-ture (2007)

Julia Chantrey: Eva

Quotes 

• Courtney : I'm in the middle of filing a lawsuit for wrongful termination of competition. These people are witnesses! I was unfairly kicked off!

  Trent : I didn't see a thing, man.

  DJ : You got me.

  Noah : Must've missed that episode.

  Katie : What's she talking about?

  Eva : Didn't see it, don't care.

  Courtney : Oh, you all know what happened!

  Ezekiel : Hey, give her

  [Eva] 

  Ezekiel : a break already, eh? I was kicked off in the first-

  [Hit with lamppost] 

  Lindsay : You just would've been kicked off in another episode. No one liked you that much.

  Courtney : [Gasps]  That is so not true! Everyone likes me. I used to be a C.I.T.

  [Hit with coconut] 

  Courtney : Ow! This is a coconut. We're in Muskoka people, if you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct!

  [Snow lands on her] 

  Courtney : Ow!

  [Sled comes down with Eskimo] 

  Courtney : .

  Lindsay : [to the Eskimo]  Are you Tyler?

• Eva : How would I characterize my experience? Easy. It sucked!

  [Evil Theme Music with a Hellfire Background] 

  Eva : Although my anger management problems did improve a bit.

  Lindsay : [to Eva]  Are you Tyler?

  [Eva smacks Lindsay with a steak] 

• Ezekiel : [Cut to Sadie & Katie, and Ezekiel sitting at the pool side]  She

  [referring to Heather] 

  Ezekiel : was pretty bossy, eh?

  Katie : [Concurring with everyone else]  Oh, she was so totally bossy.

  [Flashbacks of Heather's controlling nature] 

  Beth : Telling her off

  [Flashback of Beth disobeying Heather] 

  Beth : was the best moment of my life.

  Sadie : If none of us even like her, how did Heather get into the finals?

  Eva : [shouting off-screen]  'Cause she's a conniving, backstabbing, little witch! That's why!