Movie 43 (2013)
Uma Thurman: Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
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Quotes
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Fake Robin : [segment "Superhero Speed Dating"] I thought you were dating superman?
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") : No, no. We broke up about six months ago.
Fake Robin : Oh, I didn't know that.
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") : He's been stalking me ever since.
Fake Robin : Really?
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") : Last night, I look out my bedroom window and there he is just floating there, just stroking that nasty little curl. Masturbating! He leaves a wad all over my window. He broke the window! His jizz is like a shotgun blast. You know that shiny stuff in his hair? It's not hair gel.