Sandra Bullock aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Loretta • Angela
- Alan: We're gonna go *through* the jungle. We're gonna go *to* the airport and find a phone so you can have your cake and get what you want.
- Loretta: And eat it too?
- Alan: If that's what you want to do with your cake, fine. Let's go.
- Loretta: That's the only thing you do with cake.
- Alan: Not mine.
- Loretta: I don't know what your people do, but my people eat it.
- Alan: You... could... give it to someone as a gift.
- Loretta: Those people are still going to eat the cake. Everybody eats cake.
- Alan: What about the people who jump out of it? They don't eat it. When they're in it.
- Alan: That was different than I had in my head. I just wanted to stop them.
- Loretta: Could it have been the wind that made it do that?
- Alan: No, I think that was us. I think we did it. We did the one the guy, right? That was like you know, we just wanted him to stop. But I think the other guy could've moved. I mean, really. So that one was on him.
- Loretta: Even if we weren't here, that could've happened.
- Alan: Why you gonna stop next to a cliff?
- Loretta: But they were wearing helmets, so maybe they're...
- Alan: But the rest of their body didn't have a helmet. So there'd just be a head.
- Loretta: They were driving recklessly, right?
- Alan: Don't be mean on a bike. Don't do mean stuff on a bike.
- Loretta: I mean, perhaps they're fine.
- Alan: Yeah, probably not, but that's okay. That's all right. You know, things happen. Let's go.
- Loretta: Maybe I can shield you.
- Alan: You are *not* shielding me. No, I should be shielding *you*.
- Loretta: Why? Because I'm a woman? That's supremely sexist.
- Alan: Well, look I don't think using women as human shields is exactly the change that Gloria Seinfield had in mind, do you?
- Loretta: Gloria Steinem?
- Alan: Whatever. Her too. You know what? Fine. Please mansplain sexism to me right now.
- Loretta: I'm a woman; I can't mansplain anything.
- Alan: Uh, I'm a feminist, and I think a woman can do anything a man can do.
- Abigail Fairfax: There's a tunnel. This could lead to the tomb.
- Alan: That's not person sized.
- Abigail Fairfax: Ah, speak for yourself. Come on. It's practically a kiddie slide.
- Loretta: More like a rock sphincter.
- Alan: Or a troll anus.
- Alan: All right, then. How would you write this?
- Loretta: Okay. Warmed by the fragrant fire...
- Alan: Mm-hmm. Starting strong.
- Loretta: Mm-hmm. Lovemore's hands explored the... contoured scenery of Dash's body. Familiar terrain made new and exciting with every... with every scarlet rim.
- Alan: And that didn't, uh... didn't turn her off?
- Loretta: No. Because with every cardinal ridge, Lovemore discovered another letter in the language that only their bodies spoke.
- Alan: And what were their bodies saying?
- Loretta: Take me... take me, take me. How's that?
- Alan: It was good.
- Loretta: They will come for me.
- Abigail Fairfax: Who, exactly? Your, your many cats?
- Loretta: Oh, I don't have cats.
- Abigail Fairfax: Somehow even more sad.
- Loretta: I have a hamster, asshole!
- Abigail Fairfax: You have a hamster's asshole?
- Abigail Fairfax: No, there was a - there was a - a comma
- [growls]
- Abigail Fairfax: There was a comma - forget it. I bet your brother never had to kidnap anyone!
- Abigail Fairfax: I need you to do better.
- Loretta: Then next time maybe don't kidnap a romance novelist, hmm?
- Alan: Shhh, Your'e safe now
- Loretta: No, I'm not. Not safe!
- Alan: Oh, no, am I bleeding?
- Loretta: I don't think thats yours
- Alan: Oh, no, that's a lot of blood!
- Alan: [Gags]
- Alan: Are those his brains?
- Loretta: What?
- Alan: I think his brains are on my face!
- Alan: Definitely his brains are in my mouth!
- Alan: I can taste his thoughts!
- Loretta: Just focus on the road
- Loretta: [realizing that they need to scale a cliff] Do you see what I'm wearing? I'm in a glitter straight jacket.