Seth Green credited as playing...
Chris Griffin • Jewish Boy
- Lois Griffin: [a Cutaway featuring Peter's "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" phase] Peter, you ready for dinner?
- Peter Griffin: [dressed as Parker Lewis] Oh, that's just like the Parker Lewis episode when Parker Lewis ate dinner.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, nobody cares about your cancelled show.
- Peter Griffin: Lois, Parker Lewis can't lose. Don't even *try* and make him lose 'cause it's just going to be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can't lose.
- Chris Griffin: Would he win in a fight with Batman?
- Peter Griffin: Well, Chris, think about what you're saying; Parker Lewis *Can't lose*. Heretofore, Batman can suck on that.
- Chris Griffin: Suck on that? Suck on this; Tic-Tacs only have one and a half calories!
- Peter Griffin: Well Played.
- Chris Griffin: I love you, Dad.
- Peter Griffin: I love you too, son.
- [They Hug]