The Smurfs (TV Series)

Heart of Gold/The Village Vandal (1986)

Paul Winchell: Gargamel

Quotes 

• Gargamel : [laughs]  Sit tight my little bon-bons! Lunch is almost ready!

  Papa Smurf : I'm surprised at you, Gargamel. You should never eat Smurfs for lunch. You should eat Smurfs for dinner.

  Smurfs : [Gasp in shock]  Papa Smurf!

  Papa Smurf : And I'm sure with Greedy's help, we could make you a great meal.

  Gargamel : Oh, really?

  Papa Smurf : It's simply a matter of adding the proper seasonings: a pinch of parsley; a little pepper; a dash of salt; perhaps a clove or two all smothered in butter. Of course if you aren't interested in having the meal of a lifetime...

  Gargamel : No, no, no, no! It sounds so good that I can hardly wait! But I will, I will!

  Greedy Smurf : Papa Smurf, do you really think it is smurfy to encourage him like that?

  Papa Smurf : Don't worry, Greedy! I'm only stalling so we have time to come up with a plan.

  Greedy Smurf : Thanks smurfness! Uh... what's the plan?

  Papa Smurf : I'm afraid... uh... that's something I don't even know yet.