After Allie’s father disappears leaving behind a cryptic voicemail, she convinces five friends (creating the perfect ratio of boys to girls - 3:3) to help her find him. Their hunting leads them to a deserted island off Canada’s coast, the perfect place to camp out, have a few beers, and screw like forest animals. Unfortunately, the island is haunted by the Seamstress, the spirit of a witch who likes to sew people’s eyes and mouths shut.
To give you a clue as to how ridiculous this movie is, there’s a scene where the Seamstress is about to sew up the chronic masturbator (I forget his name, but you’ll know who I mean) and the heroine saves the day by…holding up a piece of paper. Yes. A piece of paper.
Now, don’t get me wrong, for a low budget, straight to video release, The Seamstress...
To give you a clue as to how ridiculous this movie is, there’s a scene where the Seamstress is about to sew up the chronic masturbator (I forget his name, but you’ll know who I mean) and the heroine saves the day by…holding up a piece of paper. Yes. A piece of paper.
Now, don’t get me wrong, for a low budget, straight to video release, The Seamstress...
- 9/16/2009
- by no-reply@fangoria.com ( Rich Mallery)
- Fangoria
We've already had an evil tooth fairy and a old ventriloquist lady that ripped out tongues, why not a ghostly seamstress that sews victims' mouths shut? Toss in Lance Henriksen, and it sounds like a film tailor made to go straight to DVD. It's called The Seamstress and it will on October 6th. Funny how that works out.
The Seamstress was brought into being by the desperate curse of an innocent woman being tortured to death by a vigilante mob. Voracious for blood, the hideously mutilated specter hunts a small group of friends who become trapped on the island where she died. The friends, led by Allie, are searching for Allie's missing father. As Allie comes to understand that he was one of the vigilantes, her friends begin to die gruesome horrific deaths on the point of The Seamstress' needle. When the last two surviving vigilantes arrive, locked in...
The Seamstress was brought into being by the desperate curse of an innocent woman being tortured to death by a vigilante mob. Voracious for blood, the hideously mutilated specter hunts a small group of friends who become trapped on the island where she died. The friends, led by Allie, are searching for Allie's missing father. As Allie comes to understand that he was one of the vigilantes, her friends begin to die gruesome horrific deaths on the point of The Seamstress' needle. When the last two surviving vigilantes arrive, locked in...
- 7/7/2009
- by Foywonder
- DreadCentral.com
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