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Death at a Funeral

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Uncle Russell: Hey, let me tell you something about women. Smarter than you think they are, but not nearly as smart as *they* think they are.

Aaron: Let me get this straight: our father was romantically involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?

Uncle Russell: Hey, let me tell you something about women. Smarter than you think they are, but not nearly as smart as *they* think they are.

Norman: You still smokin' that stuff?
Derek: No no no, I'm gonna stop, all right? *You* used to smoke, we used to smoke *together*.
Norman: I used to piss my pants and then I stopped!

Cynthia: [to her childless daughter in law] You can't understand death until you've given life.

[Brian has brought Aaron's father's coffin inside. Aaron opens the casket and looks inside]
Aaron: Brian, who's this?
Brian: You know, I asked myself the same thing when my dad passed. I said, "Who is this man?"
Aaron: No, Brian, who is this in the coffin? Because that's not my father.
Brian: Are you sure?
Aaron: Are you asking me if I'm sure I know what my father looks like?
Brian: You know, people make mistakes in times of grief...
Aaron: Look at the damn body, man!
[the coffin's revealed to have a deceased, elderly, Asian man inside]
Brian: Oh, shit...
Aaron: [angrily] You got Jackie Chan in there!

Uncle Russell: [upon seeing the photo of Frank with Aaron's and Ryan's father] I always thought he had a little sugar in his tank.

[the undertakers mistakenly brought the wrong coffin]
Brian: We are very scattered today. This type of thing almost never happens.
Aaron: Almost never happens?
Brian: I said that out loud?
Aaron: This is not Burger King, man! You can't just mess up my order!
Brian: Please just calm down. I think I know where he is.
Aaron: You think? If my dad's not in this coffin in one hour, then you have to take his place, you got it?
Brian: Don't worry, I'll get him back. I promise that. He's in one of two places, I think it's the second place...

[the undertakers bring the right coffin]
Brian: I think you'll find that everything's in perfect order.
Michelle: Oh, so now you want to be professional.
Aaron: You got your keys? You got your BlackBerry? 'Cause once we bury him, we're not gonna dig him back up just so you can tweet.
Brian: I'm trying, okay?

Aaron: [shouting] My father...!
[lowers voice]
Aaron: My father... was an exceptional man. Did he have his faults? Yeah. But he worked hard for his family. All I wanted to do today was tell him how much we all loved, cherished, and respected him. Is that really too much to ask for? So maybe he loved Dreamgirls more than most men. But hey, life is complicated. We do our best. And Dad, he did his best. One thing he did, was teach us to chase after our dreams. So when you leave here today, I want you to remember him for who he truly was: a loving, kind, gentle man, that never judged anyone, who never cast disparaging remarks or held prejudice against any race, creed, gender...
[eyes Frank]
Aaron: ... or height. And if I turn out to be just half the man that my father was, then the child I'm planning on having with my beautiful wife will be truly blessed. Thank you.

Norman: He's grumpy. You got to know how to handle him.
Derek: Oh, he looks kind of sweet.
Norman, Derek: Hi, Uncle Russell!
Norman: You remember me? I'm Norman. I came to pick you up and take you to the funeral.
Uncle Russell: Where the fuck you been, you fat bastard? You took any longer, I'd be dead too!
Derek: [sotto] Shit, good thing you know how to handle him.

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