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Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, and Randy Couture in The Expendables (2010)

Bruce Willis: Mr. Church

The Expendables

Bruce Willis credited as playing...

Mr. Church

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Quotes3

  • Trench: Oh, like I said. I'm busy anyway, so give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle. Right?
  • Barney Ross: [sarcastically] Right.
  • Mr. Church: [Uncertain] That's right.
  • Trench: [to Barney] Hey, why don't we have dinner?
  • Barney Ross: Sure. When?
  • Trench: In a thousand years?
  • Barney Ross: Too soon.
  • [Trench walks off]
  • Mr. Church: [Confused; about Trench] What's his fucking problem?
  • Barney Ross: He wants to be president.
  • Barney Ross: I got a feeling everyone else passed on this job, so our fee is $5 mil.
  • Mr. Church: $5 mil?
  • Barney Ross: And I want half upfront, and the other half in an offshore account. You got a problem with that?
  • Mr. Church: No. What I have a problem with is people who try to fuck me over. So if you take this money and you don't deliver, or you try to fuck me in some kind of weird cockamamie scheme of yours, me and my people are gonna come get you and your people and chop you up into little fucking dog treats. You got a problem with that?
  • Barney Ross: Let's talk.
  • Mr. Church: Only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real.

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