Aaron : I am sick and tired of everybody telling me what to do. From now on I'm gonna go what I wanna do... as soon as I figure out what that is.
Aaron : And yea, I'm on your little cherry trick. You tie the knot before it goes in your mouth, right?
Darcy : You know, your engineering class is really starting to pay off.
Aaron : [voiceover] I'm Aaron Milton. I come from a long line of engineers. We're good at figuring out how things work... some of the times.
Aaron : So, I'm a human laxative?
Beth : Pretty much.
Aaron : And that's love?
Beth : I don't know what else to call it.
Aaron : You know why don't you get some cleanfree and some peptabysmal and I'm sure that should be just fine.
Wild Bill : [appraising his freshman roommate] Am I gonna have to break in a virgin?
Aaron : What? No, I... No... I am not... I am not a virgin.
Wild Bill : Wanna get that new car smell off you so you don't scare off all the tale.
Aaron : Why are... Why are we having this conversation?
Beth : Because your big ass is stuck in the middle of my God-damned kitchen, that's why.
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