Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Unnatural Love (2009)

Bret McKenzie: Bret

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• Bret : [talking about Jemaine sleeping with an Australian]  Did you use protection?

  Jemaine : Yes... but only on my penis.

• [Jemaine comes home to find the apartment empty, with all of their furniture gone. He hears a voice behind him] 

  Bret : Jemaine!

  [Jemaine turns around and sees Bret pinned to the door with duct tape] 

  Bret : Where've you been?

  Jemaine : Bret! Have you seen Keitha?

  Bret : She robbed us! Her and her friends jumped me and taped me to the door.

  Jemaine : Did she mention me at all?

  Bret : No. Sorry, man.

  [Jemaine exhales deeply] 

  Jemaine : I'm not sure about her and me.

  Bret : Could you pass me my sandwich, please?

  Jemaine : Okay.

  [Jemaine picks Bret's sandwich up from a corner of the room and places it in his hand] 

  Jemaine : Would you like a napkin?

  Bret : No, thanks.

  [pause] 

  Jemaine : Can I get a hug?

  Bret : Huh?

  Jemaine : Can I get a hug? Hug?

  Bret : No. No.

  [Jemaine hugs the duct-taped Bret] 

  Bret : Oh. Ugh. Unfair. I'm not participating in this hug.

  [Jemaine cries softly] 

  Bret : Sorry, man.

  [He pats Jemaine's head comfortingly] 

  Bret : It'll be okay.