South Park (TV Series)

Pandemic (2008)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, Man at Mall #2, Soldier #2, Gerald Broflovski, Man with Clipboard, Peruvian #2

Quotes 

• Craig : Was there ever a moment, when you had the genius idea of becoming a Peruvian flute band, that you thought, "Hey, ya know, this might backfire."?... No. That never occurs to you guys, 'cause you guys are jerks, and you never learn from your mistakes, and that's why everyone at school thinks you guys are assholes.

  Kyle : That's not true! People at school like us! Don't they?

  Stan : Yeah, Craig's just being a dick because we're going through a tough time right now.

  Craig : I'm being a dick?

  Stan : Yes!

  Craig : You guys took my birthday money, got me arrested and sent to Miami with no way home except to take down the country of Peru, and *I'm being a dick?*

  Cartman : There's no talking to this guy!

• Craig : Do you guys know why nobody else at school likes hanging out with you? Because you're always doing stuff like this. You're always coming up with some stupid idea to do something, and then it backfires, and then you end up in some foreign country, or in outer space or something. That's why no one likes hanging out with you guys.

  Cartman : You're being extremely negative, Craig.