Discreet (2008)

Anel Alexander: Monique

Quotes 

• Monique : Getting married so you can have sex is like buying an aeroplane so you can eat the peanuts.

• Thomas : I'd thought it'd might have something to do with those squatting crane or the sideways horsie.

  Monique : It's a what?

  Thomas : Yeah, Kamasutra stuff.

  Monique : Yeah, personally I'd advise against anything that refers to farm animals in the title.

• Monique : You wanna have this real time here. Really get to know me. Meet someone. Say something special, something intimate. How even more intimate than sex? And then, one day I'm gonna walk by you in a shopping centre; and you'll be there with your pretty innocent girlfriend; and our eyes will meet and will just keep walking by because I'm a professional and that will be more than fine with you. You'd drop your eyes. You'd hold your girl's hand a little tighter. And you know why that's not okay with me? Because you'll know me. Not my body, not what I look like when I'm naked or how I sound when I cum, but me. And you can't have that for a thousand grand an hour.

• Monique : You don't pay a hooker to do what she does, you pay her to leave when she's done.

• Monique : Your number 1 fear isn't that you think you'll be caught cheating or that you'll contract some disease from me. No. You're the most worried about is that I might think you're just like every other... What is you call them? Filthy pigs, who comes to here everyday.

• Monique : Do you wanna do something for me?

  Thomas : Yes, I really wanna help.

  Monique : Well, then go be that man for your girlfriend. Go back. Patch things up. Start over again. Get married. I know you wanna. When you've done that call me. Call me and tell me I was wrong and it can actually work.