Trey Parker nel ruolo di...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Mr. Garrison • Clyde • Red Goth • Jimmy Valmer • Mr. Testaburger • Mr. Mackey
- Butters: [in lunch] Geez, I can't believe Wendy's fighting you after school.
- Token Black: She is *pissed* off.
- Eric Cartman: [confident] She is *not* gonna show up to a fight, dawg; I'm sure she's already trying to figure out a way to get out of it.
- Clyde Donovan: Hey, check it out; she's totally staring you down.
- [Wendy, who looks angry, is staring unblinking at Cartman]
- Clyde Donovan: She sure seems confident. You should probably go easy on her, dude; you don't wanna put her in the hospital or anything.
- Eric Cartman: [getting less confident] Yeah, I'm just gonna teach her a lesson; I'm not gonna totally... kick her ass...
- [Wendy makes a fist with her right hand and punches her open left hand. Cartman starts to get extremely worried]
- Jimmy: Can't go too easy on her, though; God forbid she gets in a g-good punch and b-beats you.
- Butters: Yeah; if you got beat up by a girl, everyone would think you were a faggot.
- [Cartman's confidence plummets and he panics, as all he sees is Wendy's face]
- Eric Cartman: Wendy, you need to calm down. You're gonna get you boobs all angry and they're gonna start killing everyone.
- Butters: Eric, what's going on? Everyone's saying you got detention on purpouse to get out of fighting Wendy
- Eric Cartman: What? That's ridiculous!
- Butters: But some people think you crapped on the teacher's desk to get out of the fight!
- Eric Cartman: That's not why I did it!
- Craig: Then why'd you crap on Garrison's desk?
- Eric Cartman: Because, I'm hardcore! Y'know, I'm anti-establishment, that's how I roll dogs, I do hardcore stuff like that!
- Butters: That's what I said! I told everyone outside "Cartman ain't scared of fighting Wendy, he'd do it if he could!"
- Eric Cartman: Damn straight! I just got all punk rock, and got detention y'know, just a bad dude!
- Craig: OK, that's good, because we've moved the fight the first thing in the morning tommorow!
- Jimmy: Before school starts, everyone's gonna get there early!
- Eric Cartman: Huh?
- Butters: That way, it won't matter if you get detention
- Mr Mackey: [in the background] Eric, get your buns back here, mkay!
- Jimmy: Wendy said she'd be here an hour before school starts, see you in the morning, ch-ch-champ!
- Wendy Testaburger: [Cartman goes back to the chair he sat on, and finds Wendy knocking on the window] Tomorrow morning, you fucking die tomorrow morning!
- Wendy Testaburger: This is a serious issue, Eric! What you're doing is very offensive.
- Eric Cartman: Me? You're the one talking about killer titties.