Haute Dog (TV Series 2020–2021) Poster

(2020–2021)

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6/10
Fun Concept, Distracting Script
CharHeika10 January 2022
Like many competition shows, Haute Dog features a lot of scripting and much of it can be campy.

Judge Robin Theade's commentary tries to compete with host Matt Roger's and often feels awkward. Neither of these two have an idea of what they're commenting on from a groomer's standpoint and their lines often lead to uncomfortable or flat "humorous" delivery. Unfortunately, both spout trouped dialogue that can come off occasionally as racially uncomfortable or even overtly sexual in ways that borderline harassment. It's a real shame that the creators decided these forms of humor were acceptable. (Really? Comparing African-american hair to dog fur? Sexualizing competitors?)

Overally, I genuinely love seeing the competitive groomers tell their stories and share their creativity. Every dog featured looks absolutely stunning! Aside from the competitors and cute variety of dogs, judge Jess Rona is the saving grace of the show. She provides helpful insight to the styling/grooming techniques and is the glue that holds this cast together.

I believe this show has a chance of high sucess if the directors improve on the minor flaws; modify the comedic relief, have qualified judges, and perhaps throw in a few more challenge incentives for the "Leg Up". Haute Dog is truly refreshing as a concept and invites viewers to watch a new kind of competitive TV show. Every competitor is genuinely passionate about their craft and I like the positive messages that can be presented.
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10/10
Amazing
justinbjeffrey25 September 2020
Dogs. Dog. Dogs. Amazing for the ridiculousness of some of the dogs reveals. I'm hooked.
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1/10
Truly atrocious - dogs clearly of little importance & annoying hosts
jendavies17-683-6869042 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I rarely review shows but this one just irked me so much, I had to chip in!

The concept is cute and I had high hopes but, as a dog lover, I could not make it past the 3rd episode.

The primary issue is that it did not look like the wellbeing of the dogs was of top importance; some of them were actually shivering and clearly looked afraid. True, some of them were quite chilled but not all.

Some of the groomers were basically dumping them into the wash bath, heaving them onto the tables, cutting so fast they could have injured the dogs, and I very rarely saw any of them speak to the dogs or pet them.

What made it even worse is they were putting glitter all over them and, even if it is supposedly 'pet friendly', this cannot be healthy. One Spaniel had thick blue glitter with glue smeared above her eyes and, later, you could see glitter IN her eyes! (and that was a so-called 'national champion' groomer!) At least they should have repeatedly made it clear NOT to try this at home.

Then, let's talk about the presenters. A more annoying bunch I have never seen. One of them over-acts so hard, it's like he's trying to be RuPaul on speed, and the other just comes across as so fake caring towards the dogs. The only one who was tolerable is the groomer.

However, NONE of them seemed remotely interested in the dogs themselves - those animals were basically treated like furniture.

Atrocious - don't watch if you love animals.
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10/10
Light fun
lindsey-mcgaughey28 September 2020
The show is an adorable and light watch. I would definitely recommend it to others.
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9/10
Theme song
lizmelvin-5923815 December 2020
This show is hilarious. My boyfriend is convinced it uses the same music as "Always Sunny In Philadelphia" for the transitions, a song called "temptation sensation". Does anyone else hear this?
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