Make the Yuletide Gay (2009)

Keith Jordan: Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson

Quotes 

• Abby Mancuso : Oh my God, you two... are totally gay.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Erm...

  Abby Mancuso : Bitch! Why didn't you tell me?

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : That's because I haven't told anybody here.

  Abby Mancuso : Yeah... I got that.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Did you just called me "bitch"?

• Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [about Abby]  We dated four years ago, in High School! We're totally different people now. She's a beautician, and I'm...

  Sven Gunnunderson : You're what?

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : *Not* a beautician.

  Anya Gunnunderson : [Runs fingers through Gunn's hair]  You're telling me! Have Abbey give you a cut and a blow sometime, you'll be happier for it.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : I don't need Abbey to blow me to be happy.

• Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Wanna go find the other young people? Maybe they're all playing Spin the Bottle somewhere.

  Nathan Stanford : Oooh, my favorite sport.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Yeah, like you ever kissed a girl before!

  Nathan Stanford : Yeah, Frieda Belluci, fifth grade.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Really?

  Nathan Stanford : Yup.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : What was that like?

  Nathan Stanford : Well... you know...

  [whispers] 

  Nathan Stanford : made me gay.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Really! Well I should send her a thank you card.

  Nathan Stanford : Do that.

• Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [about telling his parents he is gay]  I was gonna tell them yesterday, but...

  Nathan Stanford : And they haven't figured it out? I mean, they have *met* you, right?

• Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Did you guys hear what I said? I'm gay.

  Nathan Stanford : Um, I'm gay too if that wasn't clear. It was, ok.

• Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : You know what I always wondered... are there any actual eggs in Egg Nog?

  Nathan Stanford : Hmm.

  Sven Gunnunderson : [rolling eyes]  No one knows for sure.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Hmm.

  Nathan Stanford : Yeah, what is Nog anyway?

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Yeah, what *is* Nog?

  [Nathan giggles] 

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [Sven puts down a cup very slowly, rolls eyes and skulks away] 

  Nathan Stanford : [shakes head, looking down into cup]  I don't know. Delicious though.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [shakes head again, looking down into cup]  No, it's not.

• Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Did you guys hear what I said? I'm gay.

  Nathan Stanford : [uncomfortably]  I'm gay too, if that wasn't clear, it was clear okay .

  Anya Gunnunderson : [Long uncomfortable silence as Anya goes to Sven and puts her hand on his shoulder. He gets up, takes something out of a jar and sits back down. Then he hands her money, which she takes gleefully]  I told you so.

  Sven Gunnunderson : You owe me a hundred bucks, kiddo, I'm taking it off your inheritance.

• Anya Gunnunderson : [Nathan has just arrived unexpectedly]  What are you two boys talking about?

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Nothing.

  Anya Gunnunderson : Well then let's get your friend settled before your balls get cold.

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Pancake balls.

• Anya Gunnunderson : [Entering the bedroom with bunk beds]  Nathan dear, I hope you don't mind being on bottom.

  Nathan Stanford : Um, excuse me?

  Anya Gunnunderson : The bunk beds.

  Nathan Stanford : Oh.

  Anya Gunnunderson : I remember when Sven and I got these beds for little Olaf, he scampered right up that ladder, jumped up and down screaming, "I want to be on top, I want to be on top". It was so cute. So you don't mind, do you?

  Nathan Stanford : Um, actually, Mrs. Gunnunderson, in our dorm room, you know I'd much rather be on top.

  Anya Gunnunderson : Oh.

  Nathan Stanford : In the bunk beds that is.

  Anya Gunnunderson : [to Olaf]  Must have got a jump on you when you first moved in, eh?

  Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Yes, yes he did.