Bigfoot vs the Illuminati (2020) User Reviews

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[nogodnomasters · 1/10 · 16 December 2020]

In 4044 the human race has no planet to live on and are down to 428 people lead by Princess Kali. The Archeons lead by the Illuminati are out to destroy the humans. They have Stalin and Crowley and their side while we have Bigfoot and Van Helsing.

Done by the same people who did Trump vs. The Illuminati. Horrible plot and character voices. Stalin sounded Spanish. I was waiting for him to shout "Zee plane, zee plane!" Bigfoot had an African-American voice.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity. Sex talk.

bigfoot

[lahmer · 1/10 · 8 January 2021]

Look at the picture and you now, inclusive the title, only a moron would direct and star in this, what has this virus(c19) done to the movie industry RIP

You would get more stimulation from a black hole

[yhysjfdvsd · 1/10 · 8 January 2024]

This movie manages to feel racist, boring, like nothing has happened and like everything has happened at the same time. You'll watch this and be surprised 20 minutes have passed and wonder what even happened in those 20 minutes. I don't believe this movie has an original thought in it, yet I've never seen anything like it. I don't believe they paid for any asset in this movie, it's the equivalent of shovelware but for movies. If this movie had a script writer, that person should be imprisoned and not allowed to touch pen to paper for as long as their blood line goes on. This movie has as much meaning and impact on the world as your thoughts and prayers would have on any tragedy. Spend your time doing literally anything else, better the world or just breath air, you'll have more of an impact and enjoy your time more then you would with this movie. When this movie gets released into public domain, the human consciousness will be negatively impacted, I hope the world doesn't have to experience that torture at all.

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[BandSAboutMovies · 4/10 · 6 January 2022]

If you find a weird movie on Tubi that sounds like another movie, chances are that BC Fourteen wrote and directed it. Fast and the Furry. Pets. Trolling. Avenger Dogs Christmas. Trump vs. The Illuminati. I'd like to think that he is an active artificial intelligence making these things based on slips of paper fed into him by an army of small children trained at birth to know what trends will be hot. Also, he's from Pittsburgh, which makes me wonder so many more questions.

Most of those questions are about this movie, which has a clone of Van Helsing and Bigfoot being brought in to defend the Earth from the Illuminati, who have recruited Aleister Crowley in the body of an alien. And it's all computer animated. I honestly can't believe this thing exists and wonder if it was made specifically for me to find.

Also Dr. Jekyll is one of the good guys fighting the lizard aliens. And Stalin is in it. Plus Egyptian God of the Dead Anubis. And everyone human looks like Master Chief.

There's also Bigfoot vs. Megalodon which has the furry guy against a robot Nazi shark.

More of these movies now.

Plausibly the worst movie I've ever seen.

[evapilot-18324 · 5/10 · 15 January 2024]

I'm reviewing this from the perspective of a B-movie, i.e. 'so bad it's good'.

This might be the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen many, many b-movies. The film is entirely CGI and I'm pretty sure the CGI consists of entirely, or nearly all, free stock animations a la Unity or Unreal. The dialogue is bizarre and rambling and, plausibly (really), entirely, or in part, AI generated.

There isn't a plot. Things happen, but only vaguely and there isn't any plot progression to speak of.

Evil aliens are threatening to invade, the aliens are also the Illuminati, and a counter force of nice aliens and Master Chief ripoffs and Bigfoot wander around stock space station environs rambling in AI generated dialogue. That's the movie. There is no action. There are functionally no physical character interactions at all because that would require animating and this movie was made from solely free animations.

Think walking the halls and talking West Wing, but in a space ship; nothing happens and the dialogue was written by a robot.

If you are a normal person do not watch this. If you like b-movies, watch several minutes of this and then delete it. Don't stick it out because it does not improve.

Pretty horrible

[furnacefuneral · 10/10 · 5 June 2021]

But in an amazing way. Nice way to kill an hour waiting for my ky jelly to arrive from amazon. I'm too embarrassed buying jelly at the store. All the clerks know i like sticking things where the sun doesn't shine which is why I liked this movie so much. But in all honesty this movie was godawful.

poopy fart bum bum

[julianricciuti · 10/10 · 19 June 2021]

This is literally the best movie ever conceived by mankind. This is truly the greatest achievement by any film studio, some might even say its bananas. The godfather has got nothing on this master piece. But also ive never watched this movie before so its an instant classic 10/6 !!!!!!!

amazing

[rahulranasingh · 10/10 · 7 March 2024]

I actually love this movie so much its my favouiret movie ever omg its so good and i love the bigfoot guy and i really like the vna helsing guuy and the hunmoure is actually amzingt like i love the humoure so much its so so sosoososososososososos so funny and its just amazingi actually love this movie so much its my favouiret movie ever omg its so good and i love the bigfoot guy and i really like the vna helsing guuy and the hunmoure is actually amzingt like i love the humoure so much its so so sosoososososososososos so funny and its just amazingi actually love this movie so much its my favouiret movie ever omg its so good and i love the bigfoot guy and i really like the vna helsing guuy and the hunmoure is actually amzingt like i love the humoure so much its so so sosoososososososososos so funny and its just amazing.

Made my day!

[mallongracierose · 10/10 · 3 February 2024]

This movie is one of the best, most creative, most influential films of this generation. I will be thinking about this movie for the rest of my life. Every day, every hour, every minute will be consumed with this movie. I loved it so much!

The use of historical characters really made the film a useful learning tool as well. I would recommend using some of the names for a trivia night with friends and/or family.

The animation was absolutely inspired! I really want to talk to the animators to really get a feel of the process behind this fantastic movie.

I could watch it over and over again, finding out new details with every watch!

Absolutely perfect 10/10 :)