The Mentalist (TV Series)
Redwood (2008)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
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Quotes
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Patrick Jane : Did you look under the car?
Sheriff Nelson : Under the car?
Patrick Jane : Yeah.
Sheriff Nelson : Of course we looked under the car!
[Exchanges looks with a deputy]
Sheriff Nelson : Oh crap!
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Teresa Lisbon : Bad karma doesn't have an expiration date.
Patrick Jane : Uh, actually it does. According to traditional Buddhist teachings, I'm counting on it.
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Teresa Lisbon : Why did you say that?
Patrick Jane : She's going to find out at some point.
Teresa Lisbon : The doctors said to be gentle.
Patrick Jane : Ah, doctors.
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Teresa Lisbon : Hey.
Patrick Jane : Pineapple. He smelled like pineapple.
Teresa Lisbon : Pineapple? What the hell? Go -
[Lisbon realizes who did it]
Teresa Lisbon : Okay. Good. Listen, tell Rigsby, Teresa needs help.
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Teresa Lisbon : Hey, can you believe he fell for that old cell-phone gag?
Patrick Jane : Old cell-phone gag? I invented that right there and then. Rather brilliantly, I thought.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh please, I've seen that done a dozen times.
Patrick Jane : What do you mean? Where?.
Teresa Lisbon : On TV.
Patrick Jane : Oh, on TV. Anything can happen on TV. The question is where have you seen it done in *real* life.
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Sheriff Nelson : If what we have here is a homicide, I'm gonna need some help.
Teresa Lisbon : Just to be clear, except in special circumstances, we don't help out. We take over. You need to be okay with that.
Sheriff Nelson : Okay I guess.
[Lisbon leaves]
Patrick Jane : She's not really a morning person. She'll improve.
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Patrick Jane : [to Nicole] Wherever you go until you know the truth of what happened, you will be haunted. Until you see Kara's death redeemed, you will be haunted. You have to know the truth.
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Teresa Lisbon : Nice work. For this you illegally abducted her from the Sherrif's custody.
Patrick Jane : Yeah, I was - I was going to tell you about it. But I figured seeing as it's illegal, best to keep you out of it. So that you have deniability.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh, how considerate of you.