- Bret: We want to fire you as our manager.
- Murray Hewitt: What? What? What's your reasoning, Bret?
- Bret: You spend all your time on the crazy dogggz...
- Jemaine: ...And you don't really spend any time on us.
- Murray Hewitt: Before you came to me, you were poor and you had no gigs. Now look at you.
- Bret: We're poor and we've got no gigs.
- Jemaine: We're slightly poorer.
- Murray Hewitt: Really?
- Jemaine: Yeah, Bret's only got one shoe.
- Murray Hewitt: Stuff you Jemaine, and stuff you Bret! And stuff you again Jemaine!
- Jemaine: Why did I get double stuffed?
- Jemaine: Women love weaving. They love to weave.
- Bret: No, weaving is a man's game.
- Jemaine: Bret, you put a woman in front of a weaving machine and just watch her go.
- Bret: No, honestly my dad weaves, my grandfather was a weaver.
- Jemaine: I thought your dad was a sheep lawyer.
- Bret: Yeah, during the day, but at night he weaves a lot. I come from a family of weavers.
- Jemaine: I've never seen a man weave.
- Bret: I love weaving. I'm weaving at the moment, making a pair of trousers.
- Martin Clark: Email me, okay? Martin, underscore, Clark at AOL.com.
- Bret: Underscore is your middle name, is it?
- Martin Clark: This could make you so rich you'll be shitting money.
- Caitlin Goodman: Literally, if you wanted.
- Bret: [from a deleted scene, over the phone] Hi, I'm wondering if you have any gigs available?... Wondering if you have any gigs available?... Gigs. Gigs. For a band?... Yeah... A band. We're a band. A band?... Yeah. Uh... A- a bowl of tuna salad?... Great, okay, um... it's Bret. B...
- [He pronounces "r" as "ah"]
- Bret: R... R... R... R!... R!...
- Jemaine: There's too many 'r' s...
- Bret: Ah- Ah-rr... E-T. Yes... That's... OK, that's good.
- Jemaine: [quietly] And Jemaine...
- Jemaine: Yes, Jemaine is the other guy. Jemaine. Jemaine. Ah, don't- don't worry, just- just use my name... You'll meet him tonight.